There was a point in Kingsman: The Golden Circle, somewhere between the robot dogs and the secret base underneath the lake in Hyde Park, that I thought to myself that the film had jumped the shark. Then I remembered that the follow up to 2015’s stellar Kingsman: The Secret Service had never pretended to be […]
IT has some clown sized shoes to fill. Pennywise the Clown has been etched into horror legend by Tim Curry thanks to his incredible performance in the 1990 made for TV classic. While it skews campy and a little cheesy now, it’s ruined many a childhood, including my own, when I first saw that bulbous […]
While Alien Covenant was a fun film, the entire crew of the spaceship make repeatedly stupid decisions throughout the entire film, getting themselves rightfully slaughtered in a feat of space Darwinism.
Thoughts On Kylo Ren, by Patrick Burdine There will obviously be spoilers in this review. If you haven’t seen the movie yet, this probably won’t make much sense to you anyway since it is going to focus on my thoughts about the character in relation to things that happened in the movie so it probably […]
It always seems like there will be no end to the fertile narrative crops that can be harvested from the rich and bloody soil of World War II. Saving Private Ryan laid everything to rest for a short while, but in the last few years we’ve had a resurgence of WW2 based tales, from Inglorious […]
Gone Girl is the perfect antidote to those friends who endlessly insist after watching an adapted movie that “The book was better.” Don’t take this as me saying the movie is better than the book; I wouldn’t dare speak such slander on a literary website, but nevertheless… Screw it. The movie is better. Gone Girl, […]