I’ve been connected with Curiosity Quills for close to a year now. This relationship with an elite literary group has inspired me to think about writing a book. I think I would be a fabulous author, since I am fabulous at everything else I do.
I like the idea of being even more famous, receiving fan mail, and having an expense account. I can see myself autographing copies and screening requests for interviews. And there is always caviar at author events, right?
I’ve put in a lot of time on my manuscript.
Literally — I’ve got over 200 naps logged on it.
I’m screening publicists and looking for the perfect cover photo. I need some help, though, coming up with a title. I was hoping my dedicated fans could help me choose this starting point, and then I could work on the rest of the content between naps.
Here’s a list of the top contenders:
- The Unbearable Stupidness of Dogs
- Fifty Shades of Cat Fur
- What to Expect When You Have a Cat
- The Hungry Cat’s Games
- Game of Couches
- The Cat Who Batted the Catnip Mouse
- The Art of Napping on the Couch
- Diary of an Adorable Cat
- C is for CFB
- Eat, Nap, Snack
- Me*w My Cat Says
- Three Bowls of Cat Food
- Are You There, Couch? It’s Me, CFB
- Cream for Cats
- Going Couch: A Cat’s Life
- Eat This! And That!
- A Tale of Two Couches
- The Very Hungry Kitty
- To Kill a Chickadee