Real Vampires Don't Sparkle, by Amy Fecteau - CoverBy Amy Fecteau

Matheus Taylor didn’t ask to be murdered.

To be fair, the percentage of people actually asking to be murdered is probably small enough to be safely ignored, but he felt it was worth stating regardless.

His life might have been ordinary, but it was his life and he wasn’t done with it yet. Quin didn’t care. A seventeen-hundred old Roman, Quintus Livius Saturnius had a different view of morality than most people. Killing Matheus and hijacking his undead existence seemed perfectly acceptable to him.

Now, Matheus spends his nights running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation, and defying a mysterious new threat to the vampires within his city. Not that he set out to do any defying; he just wanted to be left alone.

Unfortunately, that was never going to happen.

Vital Stats

  • Theme: Humorous / Paranormal / Urban Fantasy
  • Type: Curiosity Quills Press Novel
  • Length: 384 Pages
  • Pub. Date: June 9, 2013
  • ISBN: 978-1-62007-262-2 (ebook)
  • ISBN: 978-1-62007-263-9 (paperback)

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Web Reviews

“I truly enjoyed this book! A slice of life, or death, depending on how you look at it, but definitely a new take on the genre.”
~Yolanda Renee @ Goodreads(Star VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar Vote)
“I would recommend this book for those who want a little more meat on their vampire, and not the same-ol’ Hollywood sparkling kind!”
~Jennifer Baxter(Star VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar Vote)
“Love this book, because guess what? Real Vampires don’t sparkle.”
~Ambrosia Jefferson(Star VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar Vote)
“The humor in this was so great, I am one of those who bookmarks parts in books that I love (funny scenes, awe moments, etc) I was literally bookmarking every page!”
~1313 @ Amazon(Star VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar Vote)
“The books will entertain, the story, the humor, the sheer scope of things will enthrall you and like me you will feel like you have been reading for hours and look down to see that you are only 20% through it and happy that the story will be going on for much longer.”
~Douglas C. Meeks “Book Reviews @ Large” @ Amazon(Star VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar VoteStar Vote)
“Well developed characters, action, humor & lots of twists & turns in the plot to keep reader guessing.”
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