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Cat Food Breath

It's all about me. I am a 17 pound cat with a sushi habit. I’m fabulous …. what more does anyone need to know? As a Siamese, I am talkative, intelligent, extroverted, brave, funny, clever, and good at math. I'm an expert food critic, yoga instructor, relaxation consultant, and fur re-locator, but my full time avocation involves trying to get rid of the dog. I am polydactyl, hence the exceptional keyboard skills, and very literate, having napped on many comfortable books, magazines, and newspapers. I sleep a lot. If you are reading this, you have excellent taste in cats. Read even more at catfoodbreath.com.

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A Cat’s View of Olympics – Triathlon

Human triathletes waste their time with very vigorous activities. Cats have taken the best parts of the triathlon and perfected this sport for the Feline Olympics.

Cat Olympic Games

Many of you are enthralled by the human Olympic Games. Special feline correspondent, Cat Food Breath, is on hand to provide you with some insight on the more fabulous Cat Olympic Games.

Cat Food Breath on Cat Food Breath

Special feline correspondent, Cat Food Breath, interviews one of the (if not THE) most fascinating and dynamic online blogger personalities: Cat Food Breath.

Labradumb Tells All

Special feline correspondent, CatFoodBreath, has arranged a special interview with the Labradumb, so you could learn for yourself what she have to put up with.

Cat Thank You Note

Cats do not have to be grateful. All the more reason why this occasion is something truly special - CFB is sending you a thank you note! Why? Her charity won 2012 Pre-Petties award!

The Greatest Novel in The (Feline) World

Cat Food Breath needs your help in choosing a name for the Greatest Novel in the (Feline) World. Can you pick her next best-seller? Or, better yet, send literary inspiration in the form of catnip bales.

Awesome Cat Success Story

Cat Food Breath says thank you, in the best way she knows how - with a chance to give $10,000 in dollar bills or bales of catnip to alma mater animal shelter.

Catspeak

Cats have a wide variety of abbreviations they use for their real time communications. If you find yourself lost in translation, here's some of them.

Entrepreneurship, with Cat Food Breath

Feline correspondent, Cat Food Breath, has many great business ideas that could make MILLIONS. Here is a small selection of the best ones. If you’re interested in supplying venture capital, please contact us.